Jesus Is God Snow Washed Oversized T-Shirt
$36.00
This design features artwork on the back — see the images above.
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Sometimes the shortest argument leaves the longest silence.
Does God lie?
God does not lie.
Does man lie?
Man lies.
Did Jesus lie?
Jesus did not lie.
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Soooo...
Jesus is God.
This design takes a simple exchange about the identity of Jesus and reimagines it as a weathered 1970s Christian apologetics tract—the kind of cheaply printed pamphlet you might have found tucked between the pages of an old Bible decades ago.
The back is intentionally loud and imperfect: oversized dialogue, faded salmon-orange ink, dirty cream paper tones, heavy black type, crude halftones, fold marks, scratches and years of simulated print wear. The questions and answers build toward a moment of awkward silence before the final statement takes over the bottom of the design:
JESUS IS GOD
On the front, a distressed cross and registration-stripe emblem uses the same limited color palette and printing language, almost like the mark of the fictional church or publishing house responsible for the original tract.
No polished modern church graphics. No attempt to make an old idea look new.
The whole point was to make it look like it had already been around for 50 years.
Fabric, fit & care
THE SHIRT
Printed on a 100% cotton snow-washed oversized T-shirt with a substantial 250 GSM / 7.4 oz fabric weight. The washed finish, loose body and drop shoulders give the garment an already-lived-in character that works naturally with the distressed artwork.
FIT — PLEASE READ
In our experience with this garment, the fit felt approximately one size smaller than expected. If you prefer a roomier or more oversized fit, you may want to consider sizing up.
Because fit preferences and body types vary, we strongly recommend comparing the measurements in the size guide with a T-shirt you already own and like the fit of before ordering. When in doubt between two sizes, consider choosing the larger size.
DETAILS
Unisex
100% cotton
250 GSM / 7.4 oz
Snow-washed / vintage-washed finish
Loose oversized fit
Drop shoulder
Short sleeve
Round crew neck
Slight stretch
Moderate-weight fabric
ARTWORK NOTE
The faded ink, scratches, cracks, halftone texture, discoloration, fold marks, rough edges, missing pigment and imperfect printing throughout the artwork are intentional parts of the design. Your shirt isn't arriving damaged—the damage was already designed into it. 😂
CARE
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron at low temperature and avoid ironing directly over the print. Do not dry clean.
