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Hebrew Boys Bar-B-Q Mineral Wash T-Shirt

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Some people come through the fire with a story. These guys came out with a business plan.

After one particularly memorable incident involving three Hebrew boys, a blazing furnace, and an unexpected fourth guest, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego apparently decided they'd had enough experience around extreme heat to put it to good use.

The result: Hebrew Boys Bar-B-Q — Babylon.

This tongue-in-cheek design reimagines the familiar story from Daniel 3 as the history of a long-forgotten neighborhood barbecue joint. The artwork takes its cues from weathered roadside restaurant signs of the 1970s: hand-painted lettering, faded colors, chipped surfaces, mismatched typography, and the kind of character that only gets better with age.

Look closely and you'll find the restaurant's number along with one important instruction: Ask for Shadrach.

A small sleeve graphic carries the story a little further: three distressed marks followed by a fourth mark rendered as a cross, a subtle reference to the mysterious fourth figure seen walking in the fire with the three men.

It's biblical history, vintage barbecue culture, and a little good-natured imagination—all on one shirt.

Fabric, fit & care

THE SHIRT
Printed on a 275 GSM (8.1 oz) 100% cotton mineral-wash tee, this is a substantial, moderate-weight shirt with a boxy, oversized silhouette. Drop shoulders and the washed finish give it the relaxed, already-broken-in character that works naturally with the vintage sign artwork.

Details
100% cotton
275 GSM / 8.1 oz
Mineral/washed finish
Unisex
Boxy, oversized silhouette
Drop shoulders
Short sleeves
Crew neck
Distressed vintage-style front graphic
Small symbolic sleeve graphic

FIT
This garment is designed with an oversized, boxy fit and a slightly cropped proportion. For the best fit, compare the measurements in the size guide with a T-shirt you already own and like the fit of before ordering. If you're between sizes, use the garment measurements rather than relying only on your usual size.

CARE
Machine wash at 30°C / 86°F on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Iron at a low temperature and avoid ironing directly over the printed artwork. Washing inside out is recommended to help preserve the print.

PLEASE NOTE
Minor variations in fabric, dye, wash pattern, color, and finish can occur between production batches. These are normal characteristics of washed garments and contribute to the individual, worn-in appearance of each shirt.

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